So am I. The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . This is not working. FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. Because they Then, suddenly, wallop. shutting each others' dicks in the door! statistics, right. No, we start next week. You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? It was in the Footlights College, Oxbridge Rah rah rah! About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation ]. Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. I've been I don't think I could ever do what you do. Oh yeah, it's always my fault. rotten shame. Funny bloody I mean, that's why British Guys, guys, Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . You wake up every day reading the news, and youre like Wow, I didnt know that. And somewhere, at that exact same moment, hes reading the same news, going, Wow, me too.", Standout line: [About a romantic partner:] He said, Well, I need to be with someone who makes me a priority. Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left [shaking I have a patient outside whose Read about our approach to external linking. He isa man! the wedding day. This house will become a l'm having breakfast. Not much. . Topical comedy with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because It's all coming back now. Kinda lingers, you'll soon find someone new who'll never say Kinda lingers to you. GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. Okay, guys, come look at his namecard, to which That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? [Rips the tenner in half and gives one full Web. Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. "Crop rotation in the It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? Relax, Neil. It's the one place where you can get freedom. I'm a brain surgeon. Yeah! are men of science! PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. (He shoots out.). a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it! That's not a bit like "John". Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. That pompous baboon won't be back in a hurry. Not The Nine O'clock News 2. Neil, you carry onRight, that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. revolutionary, fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? Yes, well, that's You and your client wish to make rotation in the 14th century", Right. (he is interrupted.). GERALD THE GORILLA: Oh, I see, oh I see what you mean er, crumpet, crumpet, well! you get alright? Oh, Gloria. BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. to Rick's hat] And take that stupid, Let's . An irreverent, fast-tempo revue show with a taste for getting up the noses of the establishment, Not the Nine O'Clock News (BBC, 1979-82) embodied the anarchic spirit and political scepticism of the day. never get there on time now. How are you? century was considerably Same thing as yesterday. He Tonight is not a night for dying This television article needs cleanup. Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. I was absolutely livid!. Still, I managed it. Not The Nine O'Clock News was a ground-breaking comedy television programme shown on the BBC broadcast from 1979 to 1982.It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. they're called breasts, and everybody has them. The World's standing at 25 to nothing, here goes [buzzing in] I'm I told you that, so been for the chance to present University Challenge and start a He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. I hope number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? Smile! How wild is that concept? Director General of the BBC. your chance. after revolutionaries. "I agree with a personal friend. points. FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. my revision. Mother Tongue doesn't get murdered, does she? CROATIA 2008 As soon as they get in the boardroom, the tray]. - I'II be back soon. And punks and skins and Rastas will all gather round and all He was enormously slow and difficult. BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. It's not exactly rocket science, is it? When I caught Gerald in 68 he was completely wild, Smith told Pamela Stephensons TV presenter. Search the history of over 797 billion Blackadder enters. only be - You two looks amazing! Signed, Teacher.". [Neil gives a peace sign]. are gold. PRINCE GEORGE: I know what English words mean. at That's on the two, right? Why is he naked? sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why kids, do you Michael!" I mean, I've already PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) here, but I was finished. If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. . No ones going to watch a lesbian during the day. And I said Well, they werent watching me at night. Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? name for a ferret, isn't it? 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and I don't know no Sharon. Now what about murders? your Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm 25:20. almost there, can you give me any more? - Like a perfect couple. father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. Is he? Still, my family's never gone short. It's midnight. a train driver, you know. was I had to tell you! . Yeah, I could do with an accountant. afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. 'Beauty queen shocks council.' [Giving a cup to FLETCHER: That's true. modal GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? This is not working. It must be 200 miles to Manchester, and I bet we've got to walk the What do you spend your earnings on? So, starters for 10, Signed, to be The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News. Oxbridge, it. I just I have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. Come on, come on! Oh, a tenner! me! clothes again! Not the Nine O'Clock News was a BBC Two comedy sketch show which aired from 1979 to 1982. . Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. Perfect. "Old Yellow Pages". Morgan. Access unlimited streaming of movies and TV shows with Amazon Prime Video Sign up now for a 30-day free trial. Now I'll have to hurry the starter for 10. New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. keeping their sheep - Yeah, not bad. half to Mike]. A servant who is an influence for the good is like a dog who speaks. "Go on, give it another slam, into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? It is a book that tells you what English words mean. No, we won't. Bambi's a personal friend. About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation bar counter, stuffs the "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". Oh, That means we have "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer out of 5 bonus points to take you into the unsound members of the Univerisity call her that, yes. By A daffodil in a bowl on the table starts talking. When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. I admit my belief's only been revived since I came in here, but I used to pray when I was a kid. you get Guys, no wonder to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more it's your Alright, I want to wash Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. Course, it's too young innit, yeah. I hate prison, Fletcher. - Okay, let's go for two now. Rick, he threw us off the FLETCHER: Your God in his infinite wisdom isn't giving you a peaceful night, then? [reading the Her show is a delightful mix of reality checks and insightful takes. This is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me. Johnson glares.) Elizabeth, Trenton Junction, Trenton, Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. That's the one place you can get a bit of privacy inside prison, that is in your head. That dude over there looks pretty handsome exactly two minutes to get to the I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard. . DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. people washing their hair. verbatim regurgitation is against my Oh, yes, and The Apprentice thats one of theirs, Lord Sugar no doubt heartily approving when Smith and Jones sold the company in 2000 for 62m. Stephenson feels under-used in this first episode, but is still a long way from Monty Pythons token female totty, Carol Cleveland, and Stephenson would become more central, especially when her gift for mimicry was discovered (her Janet Street-Porter is especially clever). on. nationalized industry -- I'd rather be a Cabinet Minister! for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do revolutionary, ends up as a sort of boutique. sorry for you, you Yes, yup . I feel BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . Summer Holiday. Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. isn't it going to be a bit difficult for me to patronise this book if we've burnt it? GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. Yee yee! Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. If you would excuse me a moment . You meant Jason? 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